Welcome to the Church of the Sarcastic Druid.
Send no money. If you have a few extra bucks, help someone else.
Respect nature as much as you can. It absolutely matters.
We reserve the natural right to have chickens, when it can be done in a reasonable way.
We reserve the natural right to smoke marijuana. To have it. To grow it. To use it.
There are no “holiday” Sarcastic Druids. Believe in it and live by it or piss off.